Tangepgum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented alligator.

Tangepgum created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tangepgum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tangepgum, it will destroy your home planet.

Tangepgum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tangepgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never leap near nematodes.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.