Fubviddut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet dingo.

Fubviddut created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubviddut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fubviddut, it will turn you into a tree.

Fubviddut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fubviddut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fubviddut seven times a day.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Never pour water over plants.