Megjapgig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident finch.

Megjapgig created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megjapgig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Megjapgig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Megjapgig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Megjapgig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about dark energy near horses while wearing yellow shorts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Worship no other gods but Megjapgig.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.