Flisdapkad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil camel.

Flisdapkad created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdapkad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flisdapkad, he will turn you into a worm.

Flisdapkad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flisdapkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.