Nigyakneghot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless goat.

Nigyakneghot created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigyakneghot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nigyakneghot, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nigyakneghot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nigyakneghot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigyakneghot.

2. You must pray to Nigyakneghot eight times a day.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never think about dark energy near ducks while wearing magenta boots and balancing nine zinc spheres on your chest.