Rillfubjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient wren.

Rillfubjarn created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfubjarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillfubjarn, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rillfubjarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rillfubjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if nine turtles approach from the north.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Rillfubjarn on top of important buildings.

5. Never chant in holy places.