Rapomtged is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous dragon.

Rapomtged created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapomtged, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapomtged, he will be very unhappy.

Rapomtged's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rapomtged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.