Libgenlig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Libgenlig created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgenlig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libgenlig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libgenlig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Libgenlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.