Funnilpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful frog.

Funnilpon created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funnilpon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Funnilpon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Funnilpon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Funnilpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Always obey Funnilpon's priests.

5. Do not chant in public.