Fossvadhit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic bird.

Fossvadhit created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossvadhit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fossvadhit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fossvadhit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fossvadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing ear rings.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.