Cimdodtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental coyote.

Cimdodtom created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimdodtom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimdodtom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cimdodtom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cimdodtom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing pink dresses and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.

3. Never feed strawberries to tapirs while wearing black rings.

4. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cimdodtom in the centre of the settlement.