Larpstipcim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless meerkat.

Larpstipcim created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpstipcim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpstipcim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Larpstipcim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Larpstipcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Larpstipcim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.