Wadcamrow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless skunk.

Wadcamrow created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadcamrow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadcamrow, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wadcamrow's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wadcamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Wadcamrow.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wadcamrow on top of all buildings.