Funtarphas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive bird.

Funtarphas created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Funtarphas, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Funtarphas, she will curse you with boils.

Funtarphas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Funtarphas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.
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