Funtarphas is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive
bird.
Funtarphas created dark energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Funtarphas, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Funtarphas, she will curse you with boils.
Funtarphas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Funtarphas' Holy Commandments1. Never eat figs.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
4. Always help dogs in need.
5. Always look after injured grasshopers.