Tarcedbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring turtle.

Tarcedbad created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarcedbad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tarcedbad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tarcedbad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tarcedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Never eat green fruit.