Dandidlig Rulldutzen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Dandidlig Rulldutzen created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandidlig Rulldutzen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dandidlig Rulldutzen, she will not invite you to parties.

Dandidlig Rulldutzen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dandidlig Rulldutzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never sprint near pigs.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. You must pray to Dandidlig Rulldutzen six times a day.