Zodtigxemligpigkar Linceddod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil parrot.

Zodtigxemligpigkar Linceddod created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtigxemligpigkar Linceddod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodtigxemligpigkar Linceddod, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zodtigxemligpigkar Linceddod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zodtigxemligpigkar Linceddod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing violet shirts.

5. Do not make images of living things.