Ligpomxem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent faun.

Ligpomxem created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligpomxem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ligpomxem, she will not care.

Ligpomxem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ligpomxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always obey Ligpomxem's priests.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.