Ceplaprag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful dragon.

Ceplaprag created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Ceplaprag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ceplaprag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ceplaprag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ceplaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.