Cunjipfom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong owl.

Cunjipfom created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunjipfom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cunjipfom, she will destroy your home planet.

Cunjipfom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cunjipfom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always obey Cunjipfom's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never hurt whales.