Tofvonkged is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome parrot.

Tofvonkged created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Tofvonkged, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tofvonkged, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tofvonkged's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tofvonkged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofvonkged.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Run away if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing green hats and balancing five lead spheres on your back.
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