Mitbegrull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced wyrm.

Mitbegrull created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbegrull, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitbegrull, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mitbegrull's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mitbegrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mitbegrull.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.