Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy beaver.

Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sterhaknibfatbomgadceb on top of all buildings.