Lippangpan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever hippopotamus.

Lippangpan created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lippangpan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lippangpan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lippangpan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lippangpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snails.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.