Bagfatmit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful lobster.

Bagfatmit created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bagfatmit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagfatmit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bagfatmit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bagfatmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bagfatmit four times a day.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not speak about garlic.