Flanrensancetvonragcemvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent sheep.

Flanrensancetvonragcemvag created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanrensancetvonragcemvag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flanrensancetvonragcemvag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flanrensancetvonragcemvag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flanrensancetvonragcemvag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat lentils.