Ruttkarnak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hippopotamus.

Ruttkarnak created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkarnak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttkarnak, it will come to you in dreams.

Ruttkarnak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ruttkarnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.