Listcebfad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate porpoise.

Listcebfad created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Listcebfad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listcebfad, he will send you a sign.

Listcebfad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Listcebfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Listcebfad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to doves while wearing mauve kilts.

5. Never talk about fire.