Wipdobfet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain skunk.

Wipdobfet created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdobfet, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipdobfet, it will be very unhappy.

Wipdobfet's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wipdobfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must love Wipdobfet.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Wipdobfet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sprint near shrews.