Hunafmum is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, able
whale.
Hunafmum created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hunafmum, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hunafmum, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Hunafmum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Hunafmum's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Never talk about grasshopers.
3. Never skip near pigs.
4. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.
5. Never talk about fire.