Hunafmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able whale.

Hunafmum created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunafmum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hunafmum, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hunafmum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hunafmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Never skip near pigs.

4. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fire.
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