Pangkap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent chinchilla.

Pangkap created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangkap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pangkap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pangkap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pangkap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always obey Pangkap's priests.