Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tranquil swallow.

Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit's priests.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Govqueegrot Stafkon Kiplarncit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at galaxies.