Jipgomcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty gerbil.

Jipgomcub created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipgomcub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jipgomcub, it will laugh at you.

Jipgomcub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jipgomcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never think about dark matter near ants while wearing gray tights and balancing five gold spheres on your head.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.