Pasbutomt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent jackal.

Pasbutomt created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbutomt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasbutomt, he will ignore you.

Pasbutomt's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pasbutomt's Holy Commandments

1. Pasbutomt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing fawn shirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing pink boots and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.