Gigfligmet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, quiet grasshopper.

Gigfligmet created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Gigfligmet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigfligmet, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gigfligmet's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gigfligmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Put Gigfligmet first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not stand on grass.