Tighaslarg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever frog.

Tighaslarg created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tighaslarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tighaslarg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tighaslarg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tighaslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never feed melons to rats while wearing hats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear ear rings.