Gunhigkop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient cat.

Gunhigkop created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhigkop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunhigkop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gunhigkop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gunhigkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.