Renquimnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental goblin.

Renquimnan created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Renquimnan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Renquimnan, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Renquimnan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Renquimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never wear red kilts.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.

5. Always stare at clouds.