Jenstraglam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing wasp.

Jenstraglam created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenstraglam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenstraglam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jenstraglam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jenstraglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never leap near dolphins.

5. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing mauve boots.