Cipgighas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent swallow.

Cipgighas created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipgighas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cipgighas, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cipgighas' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cipgighas' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if five ducks approach from the north.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.