Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering bear.

Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig, he will turn you into a slug.

Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Madgutrutfudkiphakcenfig's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.