Fignellapp is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered cat.

Fignellapp created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fignellapp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fignellapp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fignellapp's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fignellapp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.