Sogdodarndiddadlip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental goblin.

Sogdodarndiddadlip created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdodarndiddadlip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogdodarndiddadlip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sogdodarndiddadlip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sogdodarndiddadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not listen to music.