Hudnulfunhud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate hedgehog.

Hudnulfunhud created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnulfunhud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudnulfunhud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hudnulfunhud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hudnulfunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to aardvarks while wearing red shorts.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.