Janpanglid Fidyimteen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Janpanglid Fidyimteen created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janpanglid Fidyimteen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Janpanglid Fidyimteen, it will be very unhappy.

Janpanglid Fidyimteen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Janpanglid Fidyimteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing purple shorts and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janpanglid Fidyimteen.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.