Sompanhog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful octopus.

Sompanhog created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sompanhog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sompanhog, it will strike you with lightening.

Sompanhog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sompanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sompanhog.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.