Baphiglam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable weasel.

Baphiglam created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Baphiglam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Baphiglam, she will think nothing of it.

Baphiglam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Baphiglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Baphiglam.

5. Never eat turnips.