Yarlkipmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful bird.

Yarlkipmeg created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlkipmeg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarlkipmeg, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarlkipmeg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yarlkipmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.