Safkencun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered ant.

Safkencun created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safkencun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Safkencun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Safkencun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Safkencun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away if seven turtles approach from the south.

5. Safkencun must be the most important thing in your life.