Honlegwip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable dog.

Honlegwip created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honlegwip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Honlegwip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Honlegwip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Honlegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.